not my best picture anyway

Thomas

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
Terry Pratchett

Me, in one sentence.

Birthday:17/04
Gender:Male
Favorite color:Green
Favorite food:Lasagna
Pineapple on pizza?
Yes
No

Hobbies

You can always count on me when...

...hang on I'll think of something.

A funny story

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But hid daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

TL;DR

Went with a limerick by Dayton Voorhees